Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Mistakes i made as a job seeker (submitted by a contributor)

Hello guys...so an avid reader of my blog submitted this post and i decided to add alittle touch to it in brackets,and with my helpful smileys...😊😊

In the course of job hunting, there are mistakes we may have made and felt had affected our chances of getting a job or at least an interview

Personally, I have made some mistakes in my job hunting story. For example, there was this one time I was forwarding an attached CV to several HR emails in about two months. That is, instead of attaching the same CV every time I applied for a similar job, I just ‘forward’ and delete the ‘forwarded message’. I however never failed to add a subject to the mail.

Well, how was this a mistake??

The CV I had happily been forwarding for like two months was a file with errors..(😲..awon aye!- life people...hehehehe)

One day, after zero replies from all companies i applied to, I downloaded the attachment and it refused to open. That was when it hit me, I had been sending messages to outer space for the last two months (am sure aliens recieved them 😢)

Mistake number two was when I missed an online test  because of false conclusion. I had wrongly assumed I was ineligible to take the test and after a while forgot about it completely. The company didn’t hesitate to discontinue me from the process after the deadline had elapsed. I learned and moved on. As much as possible, try not to disqualify yourself from any job before the company does.

This brings me to mistake number three.... Giving up easily.

There was this time this company was conducting tests and NairaLanders were planning to gate crash(what the yorubas call'mo gbo,mo ya'...meaning..i heard,i branched 😀).... As a person, I don’t enjoy gate crashing, it’s like turning up at a party you weren’t invited to and hoping the bouncer doesn’t bounce you.
On the morning of the test, I was still in a dilemma and after thinking too much decided to sit it out.

The company allowed gate crashing and as I learnt later, the test was simple.(chai,this kind of thing can pain!😢)

I took my chances last week and gate crashed a test and this time I was allowed to write. Lesson learnt.

You see, number three is one mistake many job hunters still make today. We tend to give up or just don’t seem to care anymore. We stop giving our best to every job application.... sometimes things get so bad we even contemplate suicide(😯 if i hear!..when theres jollof??!). These  are mistakes any one can make as we’re all humans. Things might not be rosy at the moment but it will be eventually.

Hang in there guys and keep pushing, there’s light at the end of the tunnel.

Partly Teedaniels....xoxo

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Exploration

Hellur everyone...happy sunday (and valentines day 😑)..just to derail, everyday should be vals day for lovers/couples..but in most cases,please take note..."I LOVE YOU" is never enough..(but i love y'all though,everyday,anyday 😍)

Ok..so..moving on..i titled this post exploration because i decided to explore with my job search...

IBADAN!... tagged(by me).."The city of brown roofs"(at least that was the indication that i had entered the city),was where i schooled and also met almost half of the people i know...moderate cost of living..cheap accomodation and foodstuffs..not too far from Lagos....with all these in mind,i thought..why not give it a try...over to google 😉
"Jobs in Ibadan 2016"....loading...
...Jobs in Ibadan, Oyo and near by cities..posted on friday 10th of July 2015..

😦 did my phone auto correct the year i searched for??! 😯 or is Ibadan trying to live by its name "the ancient city"??...oh well..it wouldnt end there..i'm still gonna search..using Chrome, mozilla, firefox, opera mini, and lastly internet explorer (am sure by the time the first page opens on the last browser i mentioned,i wouldve found a job 😐)...

That aside..the sermon today was so on-point that i actually thought i had told the pastor my story!chai!..

Hope for the best,never settle for less...stay happy..and remain blessed!

Its Teedaniels.. xoxo

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The wait (part 2)

Hello darlings....☺
I was too tired and angry to give you guys the feedback on yesterdays interview...
So after waiting for almost 5hours..i was finally attended to(what a mean world we live in 😣) which made me lose interest already...or how can a so called "firm" not keep to time!..to think the MD (who was also the owner of the firm) was reprimanding an employee for coming late....really?????😕
After the so called "drilling", i was told to wait outside for the 'HR team' to discuss..
I waited for another 30 minutes (chai! I've suffered oh...all for looking for a job)..Anyway..i was finally called in...and these were their words in quote..

"Actually, we see you as someone we can work with, but, we need you to start as an intern for a month without pay (seriously?? At my age and bra size?!..*whew*)..and then after, we would now 'consider' you as a worker 'on probation' for months (😯..the head of HR just talked about letting an emoloyee go after months of probation in my presence while i was waiting outside!)..then after that, we would now 'consider' you again to be a full worker..the money is small(obviously!) but we work for passion"

At this point...my mind was already home...i already saw myself sleeping..i started asking myself questions..isnt this what we call a 'one-man business'..did i also mention that they had only six 'workers' ?? and they kept saying they were 'small but mighty'??.. i just smiled, said thank you (for wasting my time, money and for the chinchin the MD offered) and left.

If you were in my shoes..what would you have done??..please leave comments..

On to the next...the best is coming!😊

Its Teedaniels.. xoxo

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

The Wait..

Hello guys..trust you guys are doing well...☺..
To those that have a 'job'..well done, to those who would tag theirs 'work'..well doing 😡..to those who dont have any..you will get there....

So i titled this post "the wait" ...just because i came for an interview slated for 9am and its past 11 and i'm still waiting..i mean..why on earth should this even be condoned?!..or is this a sign that they wait this long to pay salary??😠
Yes! I am a job seeker but that shouldnt make me a student waiting to see the VC..or should it??😐....i even feel like am losing weight already!😕.....did i also mention that this place is really cold??..'come along with your cv and jacket' shouldve done the trick!..
Anyway..am just waiting for this to be over..am waiting to hear them say how much theyre willing to pay actually...
and after all these if they mention what even a corper cannot accept!......

'If you want your job back....come and collect it!"..

I'm a job seeker..doesnt mean i should settle for less!😉

Its Teedaniels....xoxo

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Work experience!

Hey guys!..happy sunday..service was great!thanks😙
I didnt get the vibes to write today till my next interview...but after seeing a vacancy on a job site this morning, i just had to say something.
Ok,normally, while searching for a job, i just scroll to the part for fresh graduates (those with no experience) read through and start sending cvs.
Surprisingly,..today was different......

'Requirement: A fresh graduate with a minimum of 5years post nysc experience'

Pardon my choice of words but..na wa ooo!! If i had known i wouldve started working at the age of 12 naww..or are they saying these things to drive candidates away??
The other day it was the issue of filling out forms online (like a primary school student writing WAEC😩) just to apply for a job...and at the end of the day they wont even get back to you..and even when they do,they start with aptitude tests...please! Ogbeni! dont take me back to secondary school..,that part of my life is gone and probably forgotten 😒...and to think some companies (especially the Big 4) actually take almost a year to recruit! (Am i serving Nigeria all over again??? 😯)..
Anyway.. like a typical Nigerian would say...E go better!

Its Teedaniels...xoxo

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Introduction/ My story

Okay..i'm Temitope Akinyede..and i am new on here..this is my story.
I graduated from the university of Ibadan (the first and the best 😀),served our country far away some place in crossriver(which i have always felt was a waste of ones life/time).
I finally passed out on the 2nd of july 2015 and see me thinking the next thing was to get a well-paid "job"(not work) and live my life like a normal lagos being.....Beht i had no idea this country was "HARD"..from waking up to go through job sites to submiting my CV countless times to recieving fake interview invites from scammers (always at "onipan"..please leave job seekers alone!)..to sleeping,eating, watching tv and finally.. adding weight 😢..
   So i went for an interview at bellanaija few days ago,btw,i applied for the post of an editorial staff (i dont write!..and this is what looking for a job can do in Nigeria..an agriculturist could apply for the post of dentist,courtesy...."JOBLESSNESS").
I finally got to see the founder of bellanaija, Uche Pedro face to face (she was too nice)..until her first question was "do you have a blog?!", the look i gave her,made me laugh at myself...i was tempted to say yes (which was a lie) but then i thought..what if the next question is "whats the link to your blog?" What would i say? www.nscds.com??? *whew*...Well..imediately i said no,i knew the job wasnt mine,so i let it go.
Anyways...moving on to the next (very soon). One thing being without a job can do, is this..starting a blog.. and this idea came up around 1:43am when sleep decided not talk to me..atleast its another form of venting..i guess..

Well..

With the wait and all,ive come to realize that God is actually saving the best for me and that has been my encouragement...So i'd be writing about my funny experiences..just to keep you guys entertained..i hope 😉

Its Teedaniels..xoxo